AuburnFamilyNews.com: BOOM! Roasted! – Week 07: IDENTITY THIEFT IS REAL

Monday, October 18, 2021

BOOM! Roasted! – Week 07: IDENTITY THIEFT IS REAL

I hope everyone enjoyed the weekend and found it restful and recuperative. I know I did, first with a celebratory beverage.

SOMEONE TURN ON THAT DAMN JUKEBOX!

See what I did there...Bob Dylan’s distillery...I’ll show myself out.

Then with a solid Sunday Morning Breakfast

I don’t know why, but bacon always taste better in October.

Anywho, there was a TON! that happened this past weekend, and yes, we will get to what you are thinking of, but let’s get through our chores and then we can enjoy the fun. So…LETS…GET…ROASTED!

THIS IS WHY COPYRIGHTS ARE A THING!

Incase you didn’t notice the signs of the end times happening this past week, its ok, Iowa was just ranked number 2 in retrograde with (F) Georgia being ranked #1 concurrently. It’s ok, the universe has corrected itself in stunning fashion by having Sleeper Cell Agent of Chaos in the B1G Purdue take care of the Hawkeyes…on the road…24-7! TWENTY FOUR TO SEVEN!! IOWA! LET PURDON’T! SCORE 24 POINTS IN AMERICAN FOOTBALL! I know, I was surprised too.

As far as the game went…there was some foreshadowing as to what later in the day held.

I’m sorry, I know that its just a picture…but something is missing.

There we go. Perfection.

However, apparently the Boilers were paying attention when we hung numbers on them in Nashville a few years back.

NO! What Terry Henley tells you at ACME Feed and Seed, STAYS AT ACME FEED AND SEED!

Now that the Iowa doom has passed, you now must talk to your children about a world where Purdue is ranked…these are dark and disturbing times…but we will get through them.

TEXAS…WHY DON’T YOU JUST SIT THIS ONE OUT SLUGGER

The Texas twitter machine took a couple of days off after the Red River Game that happens in Dallas at a Fair because, man…some days are rough. But they came strong with the art work to get ready for Okie State.

GAH! What’s that duck billed platypus with horns doing?! And where is it looking? Why are the eyes like that….WHAT DOES HE KNOW???

HE’S LOOKING AT YOU LOOKING AT HIM!?!?!

Ok, back to business.

The problem with doing some excellent art work like this pregame gives the opposition time to cultivate a response to cut deep, should you say, come back from a double digit deficit on a team that has now had that done for a second straight week, but this time in their home stadium to win 32-24…

I mean…that’s solid, the minimalist in me likes that wink, but come on…you have Texas over a barrel! TEXAS! The team that is leaving you with rules they made to make sure they got all their money! You should be letting your hair down and dancing all over the place.

Oh my! That’s what I was talking about. Ladies, avert your gaze, lest you fall under the spell of…THE MULLET.

Just click that thread for some majestic stuff...

IT’S TIME FOR THE MAIN EVENT!

There’s so much. So let’s start at the beginning. It was a really fun game, and Neyland Stadium was on fire for this one. Truly, check this out.

And the fan base really made sure that the visitors felt welcome on Rocky Top

Ok, just keep walking away from….run, just run.

As for the game itself, Ole Miss ran 101 plays. Tennessee ran 79. INSANITY!

Late in the game, the Vols had a 4th and 27 and they gained 26 yards. That’s what they gained. However, the refs reviewed it, didn’t have an angle to change it and let they play stand as called, because that was the right call. Well…Tennessee fans didn’t like that much and decided to help out the stadium cleanup crew by putting all the trash into the big receptacle in front of them.

And it wasn’t just water bottles and pizza boxes…

It got so bad that it bad that the Pride of the Southland Band and the National Champion Tennessee Dance Team running for cover.

It got so bad, this was Lane leaving the field!

Ok ok…sorry…this was Lane.

And yes, my man threw his visor back into the crowd….beautiful!

Lost in all of this, I just hope Smokey is ok. He looked nice and cozy before all that started…though, you guys only had the blue blanket?

Well that’s it for this week, I know I know, de Coach O got told to bring his ass on to the principle’s office in his sissy purple shirt to tell everyone that he and LSU are going to be living apart from here on but it’s all good. Just mark it up to another LSU coach Auburn has helped get rid of.

  • Curley Hallman (Interception Game)
  • Gerry DiNardo (The Cigar Game)
  • Les Miles (The…they didn’t snap it in time…Game)
  • De Coach O (The Beaux-dini game….and that Title IX stuff….yeah)

But hey, he’s doing better than Dan Mullen…

BOOM! A BONUS ONE FOR YA!!!

If you want to Roast anything, feel free below and we will point and laugh.

I will reserve the right to take a bye week off since we can go and do other things in the off week but if something interesting happens…don’t worry, it will get Roasted.



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