How are we my beautiful readers? Not fantastic? Well that is to be expected. This weekend really…well…it wasn’t the best as far as the full slate of college football goes. That said, I have been asked before how I do this article. Do you go to a sports bar and watch as many games as possible, do you just wing it, is your office like a SAW horror movie with eye clamps and electric prods incase you fall asleep for Pac-12 After Dark?
Those questions aside, I decided to pull back the curtain juuuust a little. Well that, and because there really wasn’t a ton I could make a coherent funny article about, so we are going to do a Stream of Consciousness, where I type up my notes from the day and share the ideas I wrote down. So we will see how this goes…in the ROASTED!
STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS
PRE-GAMEDAY
Apparently they are going to try and play this...keep an eye on it
Visibility at field level isn’t much better. https://t.co/fg128ADRpI pic.twitter.com/kRgQFvZjjm
— Kyle Rowland (@KyleRowland) October 29, 2022
(Toledo won 27-24...fog burned off)
MORNING WINDOW
-Miami at Virginia
This feels like it could be useful
VIRGINIA FANS ARE HYPED TO PLAY MIAMI pic.twitter.com/K1jsMWuteq
— Sickos Committee (@SickosCommittee) October 29, 2022
Drive Chart – 10 punts in the 1st half total
— no context college football (@nocontextcfb) October 29, 2022
Including…this one by UVA from the Miami 38…
The lovely punt from the 38 yard line of UVA. pic.twitter.com/xvKnjxp85V
— Sickos Committee (@SickosCommittee) October 29, 2022
Not sure what I can do this but I know I can do something
The most action we've had in Charlottesville today.#MiamivsUVA pic.twitter.com/cTDtpjFzQV
— NCAAF Nation (@NCAAFNation247) October 29, 2022
And this
— no context college football (@nocontextcfb) October 29, 2022
If this isn’t in their Media Guide next year, we riot
— no context college football (@nocontextcfb) October 29, 2022
End of Regulation
— no context college football (@nocontextcfb) October 29, 2022
The only way OT should go
DOINK AND IN FOR VIRGINIA!! THEY LEAD 12-9 IN DOUBLE OT!! pic.twitter.com/cUzM7Dlwc0
— Sickos Committee (@SickosCommittee) October 29, 2022
Stupid stupid stupid OT rules end the contest (say contest because this was not a football game)
THE 4 OT WINNER FOR MIAMI!! WHAT A GAME!! pic.twitter.com/SzbtZpDxzn
— Sickos Committee (@SickosCommittee) October 29, 2022
-Georgia Tech @ FSU
Just refreshing
Florida State's goal line offense has been special this season pic.twitter.com/BGJMzuigL4
— PSC Highlights (@psc_highlights) October 29, 2022
This feels about right
— no context college football (@nocontextcfb) October 29, 2022
Hang it in the Louver
The Triumph of Pan, by Nicolas Poussin, 1636, from @nocontextcfb pic.twitter.com/Oe3DcsxYwv
— ArtButMakeItSports (@ArtButSports) October 29, 2022
(FSU dominated 41-16...lame)
-Ohio State @ Penn State
Pat Dye and Bahr just lost their minds seeing this in that big film room in the sky
— no context college football (@nocontextcfb) October 29, 2022
And they used it again on 4th and 2
— no context college football (@nocontextcfb) October 29, 2022
Correction…they used it MULTIPLE TIMES
— no context college football (@nocontextcfb) October 29, 2022
(Ohio State won 44-31...meh)
AFTERNOON WINDOW
-Florida vs Georgia
About right, example of Georgia profiting from that goat they sacrificed
— no context college football (@nocontextcfb) October 29, 2022
(Georgia won by 22 but didn’t cover...really lame)
-BERT @ Nebraska
Nice
— no context college football (@nocontextcfb) October 29, 2022
You need to talk to your children
The Fighting Illini's first 7-1 start since 2001 @IlliniFootball pic.twitter.com/Fz5mH7ghan
— ESPN College Football (@ESPNCFB) October 29, 2022
-Northwestern @ Iowa
No punts for Iowa…
Iowa is up 13-0 in the first half and you may think that’s not really Sicko. But get this Iowa hasn’t punted in the first half. pic.twitter.com/ZYXszOU9k4
— Sickos Committee (@SickosCommittee) October 29, 2022
Anish going all in on the Sickos
"....to the dismay of the Sickos, he was on the bench the entire first half" pic.twitter.com/agChQrE1rg
— Heavens! (@HeavensFX) October 29, 2022
Now he is just pandering
hey @SickosCommittee pic.twitter.com/o3jOQp76Lo
— no context college football (@nocontextcfb) October 29, 2022
Halloween Costume Alert
Now I feel responsible for this pic.twitter.com/NK8Y5NEWPd
— Jason Kirk (@thejasonkirk) October 29, 2022
Northwestern is still alive in the B1G West…I think
Yes Ha Ha Ha Yes! @SickosCommittee pic.twitter.com/Juem87WYLj
— Heavens! (@HeavensFX) October 29, 2022
EVENING WINDOW
-Kentucky @ Tennessee
Ok this is damn cool
— no context college football (@nocontextcfb) October 29, 2022
Smokey doing is best to be like Aubie
https://twitter.com/nocontextcfb/status/1586497862870831104?s=20&t=5jDiSCpoK_dLwFXIHh5JQA
Will Levis doing his best to not throw a pick…spoiler, it didn’t work
— no context college football (@nocontextcfb) October 29, 2022
This is what dedication looks like. It also show a deranged mind.
— no context college football (@nocontextcfb) October 30, 2022
(Tennessee got after it 44-6)
So that’s how I do it, then I go through and add the funny usually on Sunday evening and add a little Monday mornings.
So what did I miss? Feel free to share what you thought or add in your own lines to the items above and I promise we will be back at full strength next week.
Until then..all....hail....
countrytoads_final_pleasework.mxf#GoFrogs #DFWBig12Team pic.twitter.com/Z5dTzkUjPg
— TCU Football (@TCUFootball) October 29, 2022
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