BARNING HARD here. Yes, that BARNING HARD. I have been awakened by the antics of one of the teams featured in the SEC Championship game this Saturday in Atlanta.
Have you ever had a pet dog that just seemed, um, “friendly” with everything it encountered? Whether it be a pillow, a blanket, or even your leg, you could never stop it from seeking attention in the most lustful way?
Well, don’t look now, because that’s exactly what the University of Georgia Alumni Association is doing. They are loving on everybody.
It started off somewhat harmless enough:
Hey @MyCarolina, Coach Muschamp was a Dawg for a while and he turned out pretty good. Stand against the Tide, and come be a #DawgForADay! #SECChampionship | #GoDawgs | #BeatBama pic.twitter.com/PKsUBCLzQc
— UGA Alumni (@ugaalumniassoc) November 29, 2018
Coach Muschamp has a history with UGA. He graduated from there in 1994 with a bachelor’s degree. No harm there. The Alumni decided to play an easy card with the next tweet by asking for support from the University of Alabama’s “real” rival. Yawn.
.@tennalum – Yes, we've had our differences, but what if we turn the First Saturday in December into the Third Saturday in October? Will you be a #DawgForADay? #SECChampionship | #GoDawgs | #BeatBama pic.twitter.com/ILtF6IuBcm
— UGA Alumni (@ugaalumniassoc) November 29, 2018
That seems smart. I would’ve done it. You might not have, but hey, I’m BARNING HARD, so you have to hit below the belt sometimes. It just gets weird after this tweet though.
The way Commonwealth Stadium shook in 1997 when Tim Couch beat Alabama—that could be @MBStadium if Georgia completes the biggest upset in SEC Championship history. Relive that magic @kentuckyalumni, be a #DawgForADay this Saturday. #SECChampionship | #GoDawgs | #BeatBama pic.twitter.com/vHqSkR1R9Q
— UGA Alumni (@ugaalumniassoc) November 29, 2018
I’m sorry, what? You use a 1997 Tim Couch reference? Really? You couldn’t even compliment the great season Kentucky achieved? Maybe you guys should look toward a team that has competed with Alabama recently for support..
.@MizzouAlumni – We remember the 2014 SEC Championship, and we KNOW you do too. Join us on the right side of history (and perhaps for a taste of revenge) by being a #DawgForADay this Saturday.#SECChampionship | #GoDawgs | #BeatBama pic.twitter.com/8ypDtRzXpd
— UGA Alumni (@ugaalumniassoc) November 29, 2018
Oh no, we all remember the 2014 SEC Championship game and for all the wrong reasons. Why bring Missouri into this? They played Alabama this year, and I’m sure they’d like nothing more than to forget about it, but now you’ve reminded them about getting skull drug. Good job, Dawgs.
Look @ufalumni, we've said a lot of things to each other over the years… But at least we never made Tim Tebow cry. Cheer for revenge against Bama, and come be a #DawgForADay. #SECChampionship | #GoDawgs | #BeatBama pic.twitter.com/oIPLL8dAjk
— UGA Alumni (@ugaalumniassoc) November 29, 2018
Okay, I feel dirty. I need a shower after reading this, and you bring Tebow into it? I am definitely going to say a prayer for Georgia tonight. Not for Saturday’s game, but for bringing one of your rival’s most decorated and respected players of all time into your attention seeking ploy.
Hey @VanderbiltAlum, we heard Bama was running around telling people you’re “just a baseball school.” As if that’s, like, a bad thing. Join us, a school that appreciates America’s pastime
, and be a #DawgForADay this Saturday! #SECChampionship | #GoDawgs | #BeatBama pic.twitter.com/XjzmvmQUDV
— UGA Alumni (@ugaalumniassoc) November 29, 2018
How dare you bring Vanderbilt’s baseball program into this? Am I surprised? Nope, but I digress… The list goes on and on: LSU, Arkansas, Ole Miss, and Mississippi State were all treated with tweets filled with begging antics to take down big, bad Bama. Surely they wouldn’t ask their most hated rival…
.@AUAlumniAssoc – We understand you may feel stuck between a rock and a hard place here, but consider this: it's Bama. Join us against the Tide and be a #DawgForADay on Saturday! #SECChampionship | #GoDawgs | #BeatBama pic.twitter.com/ZQUCaozMu2
— UGA Alumni (@ugaalumniassoc) November 29, 2018
No you didn’t?!? Wait, you did?!?
This tweet made me madder than Georgia fans were in 2010 after all of those completely legal hits Nick Fairley put on Georgia QB Aaron Murray. Don’t bring that to the table. We don’t like you. We don’t like Bama. If it was up to us, both of you would lose, but since that can not happen:
Bama by 100.
Hump that.
from WarBlogle.com http://www.warblogle.com/2018/11/29/football/georgia-begs-auburn-fans-to-be-dawgforaday/
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