Gameday Tweets – Auburn 51, Missouri 14

In a way, night away games that I don’t attend are very stressful. Yes, you finally get to watch some other football games for once, but the stress of sitting there thinking about what Auburn is going to do that night is a lot for me. I shouldn’t have been stressed. See the amount of tweets. That means I wasn’t worrying a lot once the game started. Figure out was I talking about in my no-context tweets below. It was fun. Follow me.

GAMEDAY BAAAABBBBBBAAAAYYYYY!!!! #auburn #wareagle #BeatMissouri http://pic.twitter.com/5zsYXAx9FF

— WarBlogle.com (@WarBlogle) September 23, 2017

Tonight in Missouri, Auburn just needs to DO THE DANG THANG, amirite?! Preview: http://bit.ly/2xAXSa2 #wareagle http://pic.twitter.com/5IQbCV36xZ

— WarBlogle.com (@WarBlogle) September 23, 2017

My last two game previews have included the words “slang,” “dang,” and “thang.” I am cultured. #auburn #wareagle

— WarBlogle.com (@WarBlogle) September 23, 2017

The same people that are concerned with division in our country are the same people that get mad at others for putting ketchup on a hot dog.

— WarBlogle.com (@WarBlogle) September 23, 2017

“See.” –@colecubelic

— WarBlogle.com (@WarBlogle) September 23, 2017

Everybody is telling you that you’re good, the #1 team is in town, and that’s your attendance, Vandy? Boy, if you didn’t have smarts…

— WarBlogle.com (@WarBlogle) September 23, 2017

Vandy ain’t getting no points today. http://pic.twitter.com/bbc3evrA4U

— WarBlogle.com (@WarBlogle) September 23, 2017

That looks like a graveyard of old dumpster fires. http://bit.ly/2wRFxC3

— WarBlogle.com (@WarBlogle) September 23, 2017

Seriously, what was in all of those empty tubs? Was ’Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Secret of the Ooze’ shot in CoMo?! http://pic.twitter.com/igXBwT2oAw

— WarBlogle.com (@WarBlogle) September 23, 2017

Maybe we can slow down a little bit on 3-game analysis, or maybe look at who somebody beat before 3-0 means CBS comes to town.

— WarBlogle.com (@WarBlogle) September 23, 2017

#ItJustMeansMore

— WarBlogle.com (@WarBlogle) September 23, 2017

Tonight, the Stormtroopers take CoMo. #auburn #wareagle http://pic.twitter.com/859ML8yF0X

— WarBlogle.com (@WarBlogle) September 23, 2017

Lehgo. #auburn #wareagle

— WarBlogle.com (@WarBlogle) September 23, 2017

Yeah, that easy every time please. 7-0. #auburn #wareagle

— WarBlogle.com (@WarBlogle) September 23, 2017

Yeah, that easy every time please. 14-0. #auburn #wareagle

— WarBlogle.com (@WarBlogle) September 23, 2017

The numbers on the 50 yard line are TERRIBLE. http://bit.ly/2xAKVwV

— WarBlogle.com (@WarBlogle) September 23, 2017

Wow.

— WarBlogle.com (@WarBlogle) September 24, 2017

I’ll be honest, seeing a field goal made right there felt just as good as a touchdown. #auburn #wareagle

— WarBlogle.com (@WarBlogle) September 24, 2017

You get it. http://bit.ly/2wRXhgC

— WarBlogle.com (@WarBlogle) September 24, 2017

So Mercer’s defense is exponentially better than Missouri’s or…. Auburn hasn’t turned the ball over 5 times. WHICH IS IT?!

— WarBlogle.com (@WarBlogle) September 24, 2017

This is fun. Oh, and Kerryon needs one more to tie Cadillac for the Auburn record. #wareagle

— WarBlogle.com (@WarBlogle) September 24, 2017

Missouri fans are chanting the punter’s name. This is the state of Missouri. #auburn #wareagle

— WarBlogle.com (@WarBlogle) September 24, 2017

http://pic.twitter.com/kGmrwFZZCo

— WarBlogle.com (@WarBlogle) September 24, 2017

Missouri just punted from Auburn’s 38, down 38. #wareagle

— WarBlogle.com (@WarBlogle) September 24, 2017

Lol. Missouri can’t even block punts right. #auburn

— WarBlogle.com (@WarBlogle) September 24, 2017

When a 52-yarder is just for fun. 48-7. #auburn #wareagle

— WarBlogle.com (@WarBlogle) September 24, 2017

So that’s what his face looks like!! #auburn

— WarBlogle.com (@WarBlogle) September 24, 2017

I loved that play. HOW YOU GONNA TAKE A TD FROM GRIFFIN KING?!?! #auburn

— WarBlogle.com (@WarBlogle) September 24, 2017

Lol. 54 yard field goal for fun. 51-7. #auburn #wareagle

— WarBlogle.com (@WarBlogle) September 24, 2017

Danny back. #auburn #wareagle

— WarBlogle.com (@WarBlogle) September 24, 2017

Ok fine, we’lll score 60. #auburn #wareagle

— WarBlogle.com (@WarBlogle) September 24, 2017

Boom Peters. #auburn #wareagle

— WarBlogle.com (@WarBlogle) September 24, 2017

Auburn beats Missouri on the road 51-14. They did not turn the ball over once. #wareagle

— WarBlogle.com (@WarBlogle) September 24, 2017

When people say things like “Auburn is terrible,” I argue back. They just beat a team 51-14. They are not “terrible.” That’s all I am.

— WarBlogle.com (@WarBlogle) September 24, 2017

It’s like we should’ve waited a week to say that Vanderbilt, Kentucky, and Mississippi State were in the top 5 teams in the SEC.

— WarBlogle.com (@WarBlogle) September 24, 2017

More like fAURot Field, amirite?! #auburn #wareagle

— WarBlogle.com (@WarBlogle) September 24, 2017

Florida beat Kentucky 28-27? Hmph, that’s a cool score.

— WarBlogle.com (@WarBlogle) September 24, 2017

Neither have played Auburn yet. http://bit.ly/2wShnai

— WarBlogle.com (@WarBlogle) September 24, 2017

A 51-14 beating, and all is right. War Damn Eagle and good night. #bedtimepoetry #auburn

— WarBlogle.com (@WarBlogle) September 24, 2017

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